(A/N: Forgive me if I didn't notice the plot hole in chapter 8, Budding Feelings and Meeting Goddesses (1). I write chapters at night so I didn't notice it. Again, sorry about it. It was a momentary lapse in my judgment. I fixed it up in this side story. Hiroto is actually accelerated for 2 years. That is the reason why he is Kazuma's classmate in Elementary School. I will do a mass editing in my next chapters at the 2nd week of December, I have something to do next week so I will probably post an early chapter :))
On the campus of a Public Highschool. In the 1st year of High School's room.
A boy with brown hair and brown eyes is looking at a certain boy that has silver and sakura colored hair, blue eyes and a handsome face, despite being a child around 13-14 years old.
His eyes are looking at the boy filled with a kind of animosity that felt like the boy killed his parents. The boy didn't really kill his parents or anything. In fact, he never did anything. And that's what the boy with brown eyes is mad about.
The guy never did anything to talk to the girls that are surrounding him. While he was looking at the boy still, he was tapped on his shoulders by someone.
"Hey Kazuma, it is already rare for you to attend classes and what you always do is just look at Hiroto with animosity. Seriously man, can't you just let it go? The guy didn't do anything wrong," his classmate, who he doesn't recognize, suddenly spoke to him.
"That's what I am annoyed about! He never took notice of the girls around him! Doesn't he know that he is in paradise every day?! It's the dream of men to be surrounded by those pretty girls! But he, that bastard never noticed how lucky he is!" Kazuma said while crying tears of blood.
In truth, he was just jealous of this long-time classmate of his. But it was true that Hiroto never took notice of the girl's affection towards him. He only spoke to a certain Goddess, that everyone recognizes as the most beautiful girl in the campus.
"Hiro! I brought you lunch! Want to eat lunch with me?"
Speaking of the Campus Belle, here she is, offering to eat lunch with the person who is at the number one spot in his hit list. She is wearing a middle schoolers uniform, she has black hair that is tied into two side-tails, jet-black eyes, and an overall beautiful appearance. She is the number one beauty of this campus, Toujou Saeko.
She always comes here during lunch to eat with her rumored boyfriend, Ariyoshi Hiroto. But Kazuma knew that this guy does not even have a single clue about Saeko's feelings.
'I really want to skin this bastard alive. He is handsome, smart, and have this weird overflowing charisma, but he never put it to good use.' Kazuma thought. This guy, Hiroto, is smart. In fact, he got accelerated by two years, which made him his classmate now. But he wasn't so smart when it comes to the relationship between men and women.
"Oh, hey Saeko. Yeah, I don't mind. You don't have to ask every time about this, you know? I always eat lunch together with you. Oh, do you want to try my bento? I made it myself."
"Y-Yes, if you don't mind," Saeko said with a blush.
"Ok, here you go. Ahnnn~" Hiroto said while scooping up a spoonful from his bento and delivered it in from of Saeko's mouth, in an attempt to feed her.
Kazuma was burning with jealousy at this point and decided to leave the room. This was the main reason why he decided to not go to school too often.
The reason why Kazuma isn't attending the classes as much, was because he feels jealous of Hiroto. There is also the fact that he remembers something that happened to him when he was in middle school.
It was a sunny day and Kazuma was in a good mood. Today was the day that he decided to confess his feelings towards the girl he likes in their class.
She is a cute girl that always lets her hair down. Black eyes and black hair that reach her waist. Her name is Yuuki Akiko.
Because Kazuma is a bit perverted since childhood, he feels attracted to the opposite sex. In fact, a little too attracted.
When he first saw Akiko, he was immediately attracted to her. It's been a few months now and Kazuma decides to steel himself and tell her about his feelings.
Writing a love letter without indicating his name and to go to the back of the school building to meet up, Kazuma slipped it inside her locker and waited for the end of the classes to come.
When he arrived at the back of the school building, he saw that Akiko is already there. He gulped his saliva and took deep breaths, before taking a step forward towards Akiko.
When Akiko saw Kazuma approaching, she finally knew what this is all about. Being a polite girl though, she still waited for Kazuma to tell her what he wanted to say.
"U-Um, Y-Yuuki-san. I called you here because I have something I want to tell you. I've been hiding these feelings up until now and… today, I want to tell you how I feel towards you," Kazuma gulped and continued, "I-I like you Yuuki-san! Can you please be my girlfriend?!"
It took some time before Akiko replied. Looking at the bowing Kazuma, she sighed and replied.
"I'm sorry, Satou-kun. I already have someone I like so I can't be your girlfriend. But, we can still be friends if you want," Akiko said.
Kazuma was devastated, he knew what her words meant. It means that he was rejected, and all the latter words are just pleasantries.
"I-Is that so? I-I will be rooting for you then. I'm sorry if I took too much of your time," Kazuma said, dejected.
After that day, Kazuma was broken-hearted and never attended classes as much. He just stayed and played RPG games and Eroges all day. He thought that 2D girls are the way to go. They won't ever leave you and as long as you know the right 'route', you can conquer their hearts.
He would sometimes go to some dubious shops to buy Eroges while laughing creepily. Sometimes, he would look at a passing pedestrian and leer at their bountiful breasts when they aren't looking(that's what he thought).
He continued to be like that, and would occasionally attend classes for the sake of his attendance.
One day, he was just finished at grinding his level at a popular online game on the internet. He is dressing up himself early, in order to get the new game that will be released today. It has limited copies right now so he wanted to get his hands on one.
After a long wait, he finally bought the game and took a bus to head home. When he arrived at the stop, he noticed that it was already 6:30 AM. The sun is already up, and due to his eyes who never left the screen of the computer for far too long, he felt dizzy and his vision got blurry.
'Damn it, this sunlight. It's really the mortal enemy of us grinders! Ugh, it hurts when looking at the sunlight directly. Let's just go home fast!' he thought.
When he was walking in the corner of the road, he saw a truck speeding towards a girl who is crossing the streets.
He doesn't know where he got the strength, but he ran at a fast speed towards the girl and pushed her out of the way.
Looking at the truck that is approaching, he suddenly thought.
'Ah, is this where the life of this virgin NEET will come to an end?'
But then, his vision gained its clarity and he finally saw what was in front of him.
It is not a truck! It is a goddamn tractor! Due to this surprising revelation, Kazuma received a great shock that ended his life.
At a place that is similar to Limbo,
There is a girl with blue eyes and blue hair. Her hair is tied up in a ponytail, with it being tied by something that resembles the chemical structure of H2O(water).
She is currently reading the files about the guy who will be her next target to talk to.
"Hmmm, Satou Kazuma. Brown hair and brown eyes… a hikikomori… a NEET… gaming addict… pervert… Hey! He's even playing eroges when he was young. Extremely jealous of the boy named Hiroto," said Aqua while reading the files.
"It seems like this guy is a bit too… pffff."
Aqua is in the middle of drinking her juice when she suddenly choked at the juice she drank when she read the cause of death of Kazuma.
She coughed so hard after choking on the juice that she is drinking and then looked at the file again.
While she is reading the thing. Her face gradually scrunched up. She seemed to not be able to hold it in anymore, and she bursts out laughing.
"Pffft… Phahahaha! What the heck?! What is this?! Seriously?! Someone out there really died from knowing that the supposed 'truck' was really a tractor! He even peed himself from the shock! And look at the stupid face he is making when he died! Ahahaha! How can I make a straight face later when I face him?! Hahaha, God, this is so funny!"
She kept on laughing and laughing for a few minutes until she gradually stopped.
"Phew, that was priceless. Let's go and call his soul here now then."
(Alternative Titles: 'A Ridiculous Way to Die', 'So Its Tractor-san, not Truck-sama', 'Dying Because of Tractor-san Won't Give You Any Perks and Cheats!')